Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Randomize
