I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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