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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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