So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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