When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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