thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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