problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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