at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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