My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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