thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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