have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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