you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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