i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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