I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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