whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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