i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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