gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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