HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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