just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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