Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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