It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
a search helicopter?!
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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