oh god the rape fog is back!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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