I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i love accidental penises.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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