How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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