his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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