Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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