So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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