Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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