Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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