God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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