scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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