Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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