If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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