I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
