I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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