Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I want to be your penis for a week.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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