He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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