brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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