It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
