Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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