how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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