And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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