He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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