Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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