The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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