So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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