So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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