How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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