don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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