We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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