I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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