so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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