i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
