There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
